Episode 5: The "Fuck E3" Pre-show

This opening to an evening deriding E3 2015 has been separated from the rest due to it's lowered audio quality. Our studio engineer, The Benevolent Kitty Overlord is on strike until his top subordinate, Running Tree returns from vacation and promises to change over his diet to nothing less than cornmeal/wheat gluten free cat food.

We here at Last Call love video games, however the publicity-stunt circle-jerk known as E3 is almost nearly too crass for our dick jokes.

Final Fantasy VII, Parkinson's disease, Star Fox, mayonnaise and Phoenix using the EZ Gun, even in Destiny. More to mock about E3 to come in the next few episodes in an, as always, untimely fashion.