Self taught;
Drinks a lot

BrianshipPotemkin gets fairly drunk and monologues over written internet news, impugning obsequious bias, irrelevance and/or the writer's poor use of language.

(The Year of the Touchy Pusshole is in full swing... perhaps we should point and laugh heartily, lest it taint our souls irreparably.) The previous sentence is in reference to 2014. However, as the wheel of time is immutable, we are now in 2016, Chinese Calender Year of the Squishy Mollusk. Does this confused, sodden, bewildered mollusk also have a touchy pusshole? Let us find out together.

Music: Suffering to the Conquered, by BillesDeRais (featuring Rory Scovel and Todd Glass)